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My Pick Up Artist System
by SamsaraWithWords
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]"You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness a…
Picked Up A Husband For Farming
by Wuxia
The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father excla…
I Pick Up A Bunch Of Attributes
by Can't Be An Angel
An official Webnovel translated work licensed by Hangzhou Fantasy Technology Network co., Ltd (ciweimao) with comics of the same name available on Webnovel.Feng Xia transmigrated to a fantasy world. This was the era when spiritual auras were exhausted, various scriptures were lost, and all cultivation techniques failed to aid the cultivators in improving. Feng Xia discovered that he had a superpower of attributes, but something seemed off. He killed a Black Jade Spider by stepping on it. [Spider…
Bartender in an Isekai Bar: Pick Up A Wizard Girl
by Blast Swordsman
Lin Ge applied for a job as a bartender at a bar, but the customers who came there seemed strange.The female warrior who wore very little and whose armor could easily be seen through was basically impervious to nothing.The Calamity Mage whose luck value was minus one hundred was lucky to live to this age.The melancholy and lonely King of Skeletons. Skeletons? Drink? Please don't waste it!The Demon King, who loved fooling around with warriors, seemed to have completely forgotten his identity....W…
Picking Up Fragments
by magesword
This story is a thrilling tale that plunges readers into the world of online gaming, where virtual realms hold secrets beyond imagination. Jiang Siming, an ordinary gamer, stumbles upon a remarkable phenomenon within the popular game, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (PUBG). Unlike his peers, he uncovers vibrant, multicolored fragments scattered throughout the game world.What sets Jiang apart is his keen eye and determination to unravel the mystery behind these fragments. As he delves deeper into t…
Pick Up the Pieces
by Tinnean
Change comes to all of us. For Theo Bascopolis, the first time is when he's fifteen. He finds his life falling apart when his father discovers Theo is gay and orders him to become straight or leave. Having no choice, in spite of what his father might think, Theo leaves. But where can a fifteen-year-old go? Especially when it starts to rain. He thinks things are looking up when he meets a striking man named Franky, who seems very attracted to him. However, once again Theo's life changes when he l…
Pick me up
by Cheon_Hua
In the world of a mobile gacha game, 'Loki', who was in earth till just now is this mobile game for some unknown reason, He who was once a top-ranked Master, awakens to find himself reincarnated as a lowly Level 1 hero named 'Han Yslat'. Now determined to return to Earth, he must lead a team of novice Masters and heroes through the game's toughest challenges, including conquering the dreaded 100th floor of the Dungeon. Armed with grit, wit, and a refusal to accept defeat, Loki embarks on an epic…
Harry Potter Getting Even
by Mystic_Verse
After the final battle Harry learns the truths. He was betrayed... And what does Harry do? He goes back in time and get his revenge on them all of them.=======DisclaimerI do not assert any ownership over anything. J. K. Rowling owns everything.
Harry Potter and the Prince
by sakshi_jaatni
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).patreon.com/Deepak_fanfic
Reborn In Harry Potter
by Chaos_Empyrean
Having been bullied almost his whole life, Ray's only solace had been his Mother and books. but one day, the bullies took things too far and he died. On his deathbed he had two wishes, for his Mother to be happy and for him to have the strength to be happy in his next life. somehow, both his wishes came true.Supoort me on Patr*on:patr*on.com/chaos_empyrean
Screwing up Harry Potter
by Jordan2
Fate is a small thing but time is the biggest thing
Uninterested as a Malfoy in Harry Potter
by Krsak
I, as in my incredible wisdom, have decide to publish my idea on self insert. The mc doesn't want to be included in any way with plot or interact with people at all."Why should I become the greatest wizard or a savior, if fate already has a whipping boy?"Chapters will be irregular.Disclaimer inside.
Harry Potter and the Sisters Black
by John_Bravo_7877
Harry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences.This is to pay homage the the author: Oldwolf whom originally wrote this great story…….Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.I don’t own Harry and crew, unfortunately and I’m not making any money so don’t bother to sue.
Harry Potter The Life Of A Chef
by BookReaderBoy
Now what will happen when Harry Potter becomes a Chief and a really good one at that ?Join Harry on this journey to find out.........................DisclaimerI do not assert any ownership over anything. J. K. Rowling owns everything.
HP: The Prophet of Harry Potter
by MortalRecord
Albert never had any big ambitions. He always thought of himself as a Guy who wanted to live a free laid back life.While living a life like that... he died......AND THEN was reborn with a system. He thought this was the chance and proper way to become a winner in life.When Albert was planning to make himself a free guy with a goal, an owl sent an invitation from Hogwarts, and he realized that he had traveled to the world of Harry Potter novels.Now, Albert is considering how to be a dreamy guy …
Harry Potter: The Grind is Real
by Fluffypie
HogScape ... where you grind for the mastery of magic the old school way.Disclaimer: The franchise and copyright for Harry Potter and Runescape are not owned by the author of this novel. This is a fanfiction.